My head hurts..

So I should own another house now, but I don't. Its the city's fault. Turns out that letter we saw to the bank owner of the list of stuff to fix makes it "substandard" and "unfit" and all that bull*&#@. Which our bank has an issue with that we found out about at 10am today, 4 hrs from closing. Fast forward a few hours and after many phone calls to the attorney, bank, real estate agent, city, and us; we get something figured out that the city guy will take off the substandard tag knowing we will fix it. So he faxes his letter saying he is going to take it off the sellers status, but also states he's going to put it back on us. Which defeats the purpose of the letter. And of course he's gone for the day so we can't get him to re-fax a letter only saying he'll take it off. We have no issues fixing all the stuff, esp since I have contractors lined up waiting for me to own it so they can start. But they can't start until I buy it, and I can't buy it until its fixed. Must find my advil. So here we are with no house, with over 2k riding on this. Pain in the ass I say. Hopefully tomorrow will bring better news.
If anyone have $45k i can borrow for about 60 days, give me a call...